May 2012
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Had a dream about drying dishes with Tom Hiddleston.
Drying.
Dishes.
Not him spartan kicking my door down and having his wicked way with me.
Nope.
Drying dishes. We like, raced to see who could dry the most. I only won because I cheated and sprayed his dishes with water.
Dream Fail.
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That Awkward Moment
When you go Red Rage Menstrual Monster at work because you broke your nail cleaning the popcorn popper.
Seriously y’all, I lost my fuckin’ mind.
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Real Life Zombie Eats Mans Face, Cop Empties Gun →
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My Mom Watched Sherlock On PBS
She was all excited because she thought there would be a new episode on tommorow night.
I just had to break it to her, my mother, that we wouldn’t get any new episodes until next summer or so.
She looked like she wanted to cry.
She has been successfully assimilated into the fandom.
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