You can only go so long with no one caring about you before you only care about yourself.
Sweet Jesus, Transformers: Dark of the Moon was epic. Amazing. Beautiful. I am in such love with it I could marry it.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
“He said to me the other day, ‘Dad, two o’clock, hot chick.’ He walks over, and I heard him say, ‘Hey, my dad’s Wolverine.’ That’s his opening line! He brings them over and asks, ‘Dad, can we have a few autographs for the girls?’ I’m like, ‘Am I pimping for my kids?’” —Hugh Jackman, about his son (via swag-neto)
Super Cute Baby Monkey Rescue!