AHH! WHo is your teacher!? What did he say?!?!?
My parents say I was born like
In elementary school I was a total Diva like
But then in middle and high school nobody like me so I was like
But then I got hot in college and all the boys are like
So i’m cool with it.
My Tumblr Date, MMmmmmMMMmm
I’m sorry lover. When I have off, I’ll doll up and make it up to you
My parents said I was born like..
When my first crush liked some one else i was like..
When the same thing happened in Middle school I was like…
But I moved, so in high school I was like…
unfortunately though, Now in college I’m like…
But hopefully this gets me a wife and with my badass sperm and her badass egg we end up reproducing the hell out of eachother..
And have a series of badass sons..
Yes! Yes! Of course I’ll go with you mi amor! I’ll pick out my best dress!
Go to any website.
I’m sick. Oblige me.
Yay! I’m glad you thought it was as funny as I did!