May 2011
OHMYGOSH!! WANTTT.
Piggy bank.
My world Lit. teacher quoted Captain Kirk today....I was like LINDSEY!.....lol...
AHH! WHo is your teacher!? What did he say?!?!?
Story of My Life.
My parents say I was born like
In elementary school I was a total Diva like
But then in middle and high school nobody like me so I was like
But then I got hot in college and all the boys are like
So i’m cool with it.
Dear Prom date: I dont have one single picture in a pretty dress, this should suffice!
Enjoy :D
My Tumblr Date, MMmmmmMMMmm
Thats cheating, you didnt dress up lol!
I’m sorry lover. When I have off, I’ll doll up and make it up to you
Story of My Life.
My parents said I was born like..
When my first crush liked some one else i was like..
When the same thing happened in Middle school I was like…
But I moved, so in high school I was like…
unfortunately though, Now in college I’m like…
But hopefully this gets me a wife and with my badass sperm and her badass egg we end up reproducing the hell out of eachother..
And have a series of badass sons..
So…
Rock Life
Hello, My name is Laila, You should check out my Blog and read the directions on how this works.
Tumblr Prom
So, Beautiful,
Fuck Highschool prom,
Will you be my Tumblr Date?
OMG!
Yes! Yes! Of course I’ll go with you mi amor! I’ll pick out my best dress!
Katamari Damacy On Any Webpage?!?!?
Go to any website.
ANY WEBSITE.
Copy and Paste into the Url bar: javascript:var i,s,ss=[‘http://kathack.com/js/kh.js’,’http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.1/jquery.min.js’];for(i=0;i!=ss.length;i++){s=document.createElement(‘script’);s.src=ss[i];document.body.appendChild(s);}void(0);
Every single question I receive tonight will be replied with 100% honesty. Anonymous or not. Inappropriate, sexual, factual. Come at me. What can you come up with?
I’m sick. Oblige me.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
haahahah....that statement 'bout the mime... >>> HILARIOUS...i'm literally on the floor laughing my lungs out... :D
Yay! I’m glad you thought it was as funny as I did!
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
